Sophie R.

I run the deep-dive reviews here, which mostly means I spend my evenings flirting with chatbots so you don't have to gamble your money on the duds. I came at this sideways — three years moderating an NSFW roleplay community before companion apps blew up — so I have a low tolerance for an AI that gets shy the second things heat up. If a 'naughty' app pulls its punches, I notice in the first five messages.

My beat is the cheeky end of the catalogue: how filthy a character will actually get, whether she stays in character when you push, how she handles a curveball, and how fast the paywall taps you on the shoulder. I keep a running spreadsheet of every line that made me laugh and every one that made me cringe, and both end up in the review.